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And farts onstage
He is a gas bag
Agent Orange
If it’s leaking down your pants and pooling in your shoes…
It’s not a fart.
Ever notice that odd noise when he walks?
If you're sliding into Two, and your pants are full of poo...
Diarrhear
If you're driving in your chevy, and your pants are feeling heavy...
He did a Rudy? Lol
Some YouTube videos I saw pointed out a subtle sound that happens after he makes the Detroit comment that does indeed sound like a fart. Might not be. It's real subtle.