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Trump insults Detroit during speech … in Detroit (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 124 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"Trump walked on stage, shit his pants, and swore at the audience. His polling subsequently went up 3 pts."

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 39 points 1 month ago

We really are that fucking stupid... It's absolutely insane

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

And using a bathroom when you have perfectly good pants is considered woke.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

MTG claims Democrats beamed shit into Trump's pants with lasers.