Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 8 months ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (4 children)

What do you call a cow with no legs?

[–] Aremel@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Lean beef.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

[–] Aremel@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

A walk?

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago