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Anon gives up dating apps (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

THAT I believe 😂

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's true. My last 5e character was a half aquatic elf, rogue warlock. He was a pirate, so think Cervantes from Soul Calibur.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fun fact, my SO and I played a fair amount of Soul Caliber when we first started dating. Neither of us like Cervantes.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

My friend and I played a shitload of Soul Caliber at one time. Cervantes was both our favorites. To the point where I wouldn't pick him if I was playing someone newer.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

Confidently approaches lone damsel

My last 5e character was a half aquatic elf, rogue warlock. He was a pirate, so think Cervantes from Soul Calibur.