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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When they only made the S, and they were super rare space age tech, Tesla was kinda cool. Now they make road going appliances, and the owner is a terrible person.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Even back then, they were shitty, closed-source spyware-boxes.

[–] noxy@yiffit.net 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

what car from the last 15 years isn't, though?

I abhor Tesla and their nazi CEO but to think any other automaker is any better with regard to privacy or openness?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There's a reason all of my cars are more than 15 years old.

[–] noxy@yiffit.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't blame you at all, though there are definitely some tradeoffs

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm ok with needing to keep an 8track collection instead of CDs if it means that my car won't report my every sneeze to Ford or whothefuckever.

[–] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Upvote for thinking modern cars have CD players

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

that's as modern as I'm willing to tolerate in a car. If it has a touch screen, then I'm personally offended and whomever designed that vehicle should be flogged.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 8 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah but that isn't/wasn't really unique to them

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, but most people don't give a shit about that.