this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
410 points (96.4% liked)

Not The Onion

21479 readers
1174 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, ableist, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

Tesla mogul will head up Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) with Vivek Ramaswamy, to ‘dismantle bureaucracy and slash regulations’

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] BlackLaZoR@fedia.io -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No no, feel free to block me too. Most people here hate me for my opinions :)

[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've got no reason to hate you; I don't even know you.

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He didn't ask you, he told you to do it.

[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Not really, they gave me a choice ("feel free to") and I chose not to....

I probably just woosh'd myself, didn't I?

[–] eunieisthebus@feddit.org 1 points 2 years ago

Would I be wooshing myself if I told you you did?

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hope so. Canadians are great, eh?

[–] BlackLaZoR@fedia.io 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Heh I'm Polish, Poland stronk I guess?

Explains a lot too.