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Salesforce to hire more than 1,000 workers to boost AI product sales (www.verdict.co.uk)

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[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"We're confident that the AI we sell can take care of everything...except anything we actually want to see get done correctly (such as selling it)."

[–] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Say all you want about hallucinations, but AI will never be able to outperform humans at bullshitting, so sales and marketing is safe.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

Lol. Good point.