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Anon preps for a hurricane (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Why didn’t this woman just take the can of beans instead of the bread?

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 minutes ago

Because then she would have no toast for them.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago

very good question