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[–] bricklove@midwest.social 59 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

What about the people who work there? Are they trying to make them quit then become homeless and leave the mall too?

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

According to the article, it plays in the emergency exit stairwells, a place that if you're using it you should be trying to leave as quickly as possible.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If I was escaping a fire, and the stairwell had baby shark playing, I'd walk back into the fire.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 19 points 3 weeks ago

I really don't want to die with Baby Shark being the last song I hear

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

Descending the stairwell to escape a fire during the "Run Away" verse could be funny

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 18 points 3 weeks ago

No they are supposedly insane already.

[–] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 0 points 3 weeks ago