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A Republican Congresswoman who has been “missing” for the past six months has finally been found.

Rep. Kay Granger has served as the representative for Texas’s 12th Congressional District since 1997.

However, she suddenly disappeared from the public eye around July this year, when she cast her final vote against an amendment to reduce the salary of Deputy Assistant Administrator for Pesticide Programs to $1.

A curious reporter at the local Dallas Express newspaper did some digging on Granger’s whereabouts and has finally been able to give her constituents some answers.
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We then received a tip from a Granger constituent who shared that the Congresswoman has been residing at a local memory care and assisted living home for some time after having been found wandering lost and confused in her former Cultural District/West 7th neighborhood.

The Dallas Express team visited the facility to confirm whether Granger was residing there and to inquire about how she planned to vote on the spending bill. Upon arrival, two employees confirmed that Granger is indeed living at the facility.

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[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Who's been doing her job since then? There is no way that can be legal. I'd bet the farm the same thing is happening to Mitch McConnell. No way that old bag of dust and bones is competent enough to do his job.

[–] FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago

Granger never let a little thing like legality stop her. Why start now?

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 21 points 1 day ago

Kind of crazy how I get fired if I miss one day of work but senators can just not show up for weeks

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The interns have been accepting all the bribes and spending it on beer.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't tell mom ~~the babysitter's dead~~ the Congresswoman's senile

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

I don’t wanna live it … just watch it

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Heyheyhey! In America we call those "bribes" free speech for corporations. Bribes are illegal.

[–] dariusj18@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

As a rep, her only job is to vote. She hires staff to carry out other responsibilities.