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A Republican Congresswoman who has been “missing” for the past six months has finally been found.

Rep. Kay Granger has served as the representative for Texas’s 12th Congressional District since 1997.

However, she suddenly disappeared from the public eye around July this year, when she cast her final vote against an amendment to reduce the salary of Deputy Assistant Administrator for Pesticide Programs to $1.

A curious reporter at the local Dallas Express newspaper did some digging on Granger’s whereabouts and has finally been able to give her constituents some answers.
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We then received a tip from a Granger constituent who shared that the Congresswoman has been residing at a local memory care and assisted living home for some time after having been found wandering lost and confused in her former Cultural District/West 7th neighborhood.

The Dallas Express team visited the facility to confirm whether Granger was residing there and to inquire about how she planned to vote on the spending bill. Upon arrival, two employees confirmed that Granger is indeed living at the facility.

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago

Let me guess, Granger continued to collect her paycheck while "missing."

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)

We need a maximum age for politicians. At all levels. And term limits. At all levels.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 37 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

And a god damn attendance record.

My kid's school told me flat out that if a kid misses too many school days, they will be left behind.

So these "politicians" get paid and don't even have to show up?

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

Weirder still the ones that do show up tend to cast votes of absentees with sticks they proudly carry around for just that age or somehow both accepted and legal.

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[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

My question is "How did they tell she was demented?"

[–] Muffi@programming.dev 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ahal@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, it's a tautology

[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Who's been doing her job since then? There is no way that can be legal. I'd bet the farm the same thing is happening to Mitch McConnell. No way that old bag of dust and bones is competent enough to do his job.

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 21 points 1 day ago

Kind of crazy how I get fired if I miss one day of work but senators can just not show up for weeks

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The interns have been accepting all the bribes and spending it on beer.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't tell mom ~~the babysitter's dead~~ the Congresswoman's senile

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 19 hours ago

I don’t wanna live it … just watch it

[–] caboose2006@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Heyheyhey! In America we call those "bribes" free speech for corporations. Bribes are illegal.

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[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago

Hmm I see. Her generation continues to be an utter fucking embarrassment when it comes to politics.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

this is why health reporting requirements should be made publicly available prior to election, imo

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 54 points 1 day ago

This seems like a pretty important job to not just shuffle the person doing it into an old folks home! Like come on!
Literally a limited number per state. Even an midmanager would get called for running out of PTO way before then.

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 276 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (18 children)

To be fair, dementia is not much of a hindrance for making GOP policies.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 76 points 1 day ago

Quite the opposite, it's almost a requisite at this point

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 105 points 1 day ago (5 children)

How the fuck does a Senator go missing for SIXTH FUCKING MONTHS and no one bothers looking for them.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Her aids were probably running the show for years. What happens with these congress critters is that they create a support network around themselves to do the real work while they campaign for the next election. It gets to the point that the congress member themselves becomes superfluous. If it goes on long enough, they fall into dementia, but the aids don't want to start over again with someone new, so they just tote their boss around from time to time like Weekend at Burnie's. It happened with Dianne Feinstein. It's probably happening with Mitch McConnell.

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago

People from her office absolutely knew where she was, they just didn't bother telling anybody else.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 day ago (3 children)

She is in Congress, not the Senate - so there’s a couple hundred more of them in general, and not all of them turn up to work every day.. so it’s not hard to lose one for 6 months and not notice.

Especially when they’re Republicans, since they do sweet fuck all most days anyway.

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[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 1 day ago (2 children)

She’ll be the 2028 president

[–] Tja@programming.dev 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She's a she. Doesn't have a chance.

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 153 points 1 day ago (13 children)

Shouldn't something like that be reported when it happens? She's an elected official. Her seat has effectively been empty for at least six months now.

It's a small shit in the toilet-tub that is the current political state, but come on.

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[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Some presidential candidates ripen before the election. Its natural.

[–] hactar42@lemmy.ml 112 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Imagine not showing up to your job for 6 months and people just going, "hmmm, I wonder where they are."

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[–] mhague@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Is this what they mean by Reaganism?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Why not have a cut off age?

[–] rdrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Asking people with power to give up that power willingly almost never works, unfortunately.

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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 24 points 1 day ago

That would put everyone voting for it out of a job.

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[–] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

If only more GQP congresspersons were like her.

[–] thisNotMyName@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Let's talk about that woman later. Wtf is going on in Texas?? "An amendment to reduce the salary of Deputy Assistant Administrator for Pesticide Programs to $1" what did that person do that they put that on the agenda? Why is it possible to set a salary that low?

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Realize that's she's a US house member, not a state legislature member. They were trying to defund the EPA in general by reducing salaries for individuals to $1 and it wasn't just Texas.

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[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

From what I see his name was Jake Li and he was attempting to safeguard endangered species against pesticides. So... His position is now vacant. Guessing Texas couldn't stand for it

He/they released this, so maybe I would have to more digging to gain further understanding.

https://texasfarmbureau.org/epa-releases-final-endangered-species-herbicide-strategy/

Edit: it appears he was "brought in" to that position when Biden entered office, and he is moving to the Department of Interior's fish and wildlife division. I suspect that they knew the upcoming and current cuts to the EPA would thin them out and the Fish and Wildlife department is less likely to be gone after, as that's who you get your hunting/fishing etc licenses from. I imagine the establishment that gives out licenses to shoot animals for fun, isn't likely to be targeted by Republicans

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