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[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Expensive, yeah; wasteful, no. It might even save toilet paper for people like OOP since it requires less wiping.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 10 points 23 hours ago

They're really bad for the environment, they are not biodegradable because they are not paper. They also clog up the sewage system.

[–] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There's been multiple reports showing that these flushable wipes are not actually flushable because they clog the drainage system down the line and do not degrade as normal toilet paper.

The proper less waste solution is a bidet ya filthy shit stained savages.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 4 points 19 hours ago

I will look into this and adjust my behaviour accordingly. Been meaning to get a bidet anyway.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

just have a trash can in the bathroom. idk why people are against doing that

[–] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Anything, just anything else but to wash your bum.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 0 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

you seriously prefer using your sink than cleaning yourself with a wet wipe?

[–] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Ha, using the sink and scrubbing with the toothbrush.

You were joking, right? Right?

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 0 points 16 hours ago

of course

how else would you wash it if not with a toothbrush?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Yum, a garbage can full of shit wipes.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

eating is not reccommended.

also youre supposed to put a bag so that its easier to take out without touching the shit. do you not know how garbage cans work or what? are they not used where you live? i'm genuinely curious.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

I’m Oscar the motherfucking grouch.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The claims about how they dissolve are marketing claims, i.e. false.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 hours ago

thats what trash cans are for i guess