Dad Jokes

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submitted 5 days ago by Slovene@feddit.nl to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Constantinople.

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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why did Constantinople get the works?

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't know, why?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's nobody's business but the jerks

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Turks?

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And JDs?

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

"Eeeeagle!!"