this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2025
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I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.
Happy the poster found happiness for the following reasons:
a) he got laid
b) he's no longer a virgin
c) he found happiness
d) he found someone to love and that loves him back
e) there are two more people happy in the world
but, holy turtle on a skateboard, am I really happy for having one less doofus complaining of being alone.
Bring on the hate! I love you all!
I was 29 years old when I met my first girlfriend and had my first sex and I regret nothing. I didn't really realize it at the time, but I wasn't at all ready at 20 years old.
I'm 29 concern
I actually had to realize I was depressed first. Therapy helped a lot with my self esteem.
I am glad you managed to overcome it with therapy!
I get the feeling that this is what is happening, and at least that will solve overpopullation.
Same. People are so damn dramatic.
😍 we love you too dude
OMG, are y'all dating now?
Wanna join?