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  • X, the former Twitter, has experienced a worldwide outage as of 12PM on Monday CAT.
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[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 27 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (3 children)

Oh no. So anyway, tonight we're having a stereotypical American meal that takes 25 minutes off your life; Sloppy joes, macaroni and cheese, and potato salad. It's quite good, everything made from scratch since I don't have a job anymore. How about you?

[–] 2nd_Fermenter@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'm not going to lie, that sounds really good. I'm sorry about your job, but your dinner sounds amazing.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 1 points 38 minutes ago

Honestly, it's almost a relief to hear someone say "sorry about your job" without adding the caveat "but DoD/DoE/NIH/USAID is fraud/waste/bad/scam" to the statement. And yes, it was a pretty darned good dinner as long as healthy wasn't one of the criteria.

[–] UrMomsSweetAss@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Im going to have a meal of a block of cheddar cheese with melted cheese on top, with grated permesan sprinkled on top, basted with a 5lb tub of butter.

Murica

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

This sounds as delicious as 64 slices of American cheese.

[–] TK420@lemmy.world 1 points 56 minutes ago (1 children)

American cheese is not really cheese, and kinda gross compared to any other popular cheese.

[–] UrMomsSweetAss@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 49 minutes ago (1 children)

Pfft. Found the Canadian.

(PLEASEHELPOMGTAKEMEIN!!)

[–] TK420@lemmy.world 1 points 42 minutes ago* (last edited 42 minutes ago)

No, American here. This was a sad day for me to hear those words, but it makes sense. We treat it like cheese, but it’s wannabe cheddar. Besides, cheddar is superior.

Also, Canada has way better quality food than America. We’re kinda fucked.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

That's not really an authentic American meal unless you deep fry it in HFCS.

[–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Is that pepper? Nope… gunpowder.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 hours ago

Freedom powder.

Ah yes. Americas original pop rocks.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

You might consider adding a couple eggs to that. Since you can afford "permesan" and butter, I feel like it's possible you might even be able to afford the eggs without having to take out a small personal loan.

Permesan is just fancy Parmesan.

I cant afford TWO whole eggs though. Thats just silly now.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

A small loan of 1 million dollars.

[–] Cyber@feddit.uk 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

We had a nice homemade Thai curry here (and no, I don't live on Thailand)

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 1 points 35 minutes ago

I know how that goes. We sometimes have watermelon for a snack (and no I don't live on the Africa).