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Updated with video from reporters on-site at the bottom of the post! Late Sunday night, four Tesla Cybertrucks caught fire in a Seattle holding lot near 2nd Ave S & S Spokane St, just five minutes from the local Tesla dealership. Initially, reports indicated two burning Cybertrucks, but as the fire spread, the number grew to 4 Cybertrucks. Investigators have offered no details as to whether this was arson or another case of a Tesla Cybertruck bursting into flames spontaneously. See video from the scene in the full article.

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[–] jecxjo@midwest.social 123 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe they became self aware and could no longer live with themselves knowing their family history.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Daddy said he loves em, but is negligent.

[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 22 hours ago

"Cybertruck" is too normal to be the name of one of Musk's kids

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

No. Only trains track and Teslas aren't trains.