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[–] Trollhammer@jlai.lu 29 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Naw.

The DM broke out the special dice (see below,) and turned it to a divine 1. Just for that guy….

(Edit: credit where it’s due)

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 0 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

Why are there so many fucking accounts less than 30 days old? Do y'all just keep making accounts every week? Are there this many newer Lemmings?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 28 points 22 hours ago

Reddit did another stupid, so there's plenty of new joiners

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 26 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Not long ago Reddit introduced a new policy thatpunishes people for upvoting bad posts, which includes posts about Luigi Mangione. After that, people have been moving into Lemmy as an alternative.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Thank you for the context. Always happy to see growth, the paranoid bit of me always jumps to the worst conclusion.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

nah, they're all me. I'm creating accounts to fake the numbers :)

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

This reference may or may not be before your time .. forgive me, I've seen this before.

Think of it as "Eternal September" and you'll be able to take it in your stride .. brace yourself, this is going to happen more and more, at least for a while.

Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

To be fair, I'm only noticing because I've switched to Voyager and it shows which accounts are newer, but there's a ton! My instinct is to think troll farms. But, I'll be happy to live in an eternal September.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Pretty sure it’s another wave of refugees.

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 6 points 22 hours ago

Yeah, Voyager here too. The indicator helps evaluate if I care enough to respond. As for Eternal September, it was a doozy and the road was pretty rough.

That said, I'm still here, so there's that 😇