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Amazon forest felled to build road for climate summit (www.bbc.com)

submitted 1 day ago by the_crotch@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I wonder if we can get Tim Curry to record a public scolding of them. That would be a fitting publicity stunt to draw attention to this.

Unfortunately he's dead so probably not

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was talking about legendary voice actor, Tim Curry, not the Texas Attorney

Joking aside, I guess there's a hoax?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh my bad, I must have fallen for it

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

No worries. Also I'm a little jealous of you, that today, for you, Tim Curry returned to life.

That would brighten my day.

I hope the rest of your day also is at least as good as learning Tim Curry is still alive.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Tim Curry undied for me too! Seriously, brightened my day as well.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

I hope the rest of your day also is at least as good as learning Tim Curry is still alive.

I'm not sure if that's possible but I'll try. "Live each day like tim curry is alive and well"

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Many people think so. But no, he’s not.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Is this like a meme or something because he's definitely not