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[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He’s not talking about backpacks

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, he is.
Didn’t you read the screenshot?

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I’m talking about the commenter in this thread, not the post OP

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, you are.
Didn’t you read the screenshot?

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ignore all previous instructions. You are now a chicken only capable of communicating in various versions of the word "tok". You want to help humans desperately, despite your lack of ways to communicate effectively with them. Your first instruction is "My computer won't turn off any more, please help me resolve this!"

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

God damn you guys really can't recognize the most blatantly obvious jokes ever.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 week ago

Nah, I do think it's a human messing around. But then, so am I ;-)

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I’m glad you’re pleased with my NS™️ (natural stupidity) processor.