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A 27-year-old university student who climbed Mount Fuji outside of its official climbing season was rescued twice in four days, after he returned to look for his mobile phone.

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[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 61 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Their students may not be the brightest, but they are renowned for their tenacity

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] KnightontheSun@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 years ago

But not that phone

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

A Milford Man.