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Did he get his phone back, at least?
But days later, he returned to the mountain to retrieve belongings that he left behind, including his phone. He was rescued again on Saturday after suffering from altitude sickness but is now out of danger.
I dunno, seems like the danger occupies the gap between his glasses and the back of his hat.
PEBKAC for real life.
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Fuggin Crispin, amirite? 🙄
Third time's the charm
This article does not contain the critical information of whether or not he successfully found his phone!
A third climb may be needed.
Or the name of the prestigious university cranking out this caliber of genius.
Their students may not be the brightest, but they are renowned for their tenacity
A Milford Man.
He's got that drive
But not that phone
I'm hoping he found it, had reception, called authorities, and said, "Sorry guys, you're not going to believe this, but...".
Thank you!
If you climb a mountain and are rescued twice, did you really climb it if you didn’t instagram it?
Better go up again to take those pictures
Dude, seriously, iCloud backup. What the fuck