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A Texas bill, known as the FURRIES Act, would ban non-human behaviors in public schools, including the use of litter boxes and wearing animal accessories.

Rep. Stan Gerdes, the bill's author, claimed schools were providing litter boxes for students acting as "furries."

When pressed, Gerdes could not find an example. The bill was left pending in committee.

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Uh... citation needed 🤦🏼‍♂️

[–] Sumocat@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

"The only known official instance of cat litter being placed in school classrooms for potential use by students was in the late 2010s by the Jefferson County Public School District in Colorado, where the 1999 Columbine High School massacre took place. Some teachers were given "go buckets" that contained cat litter to be used as a toilet in an emergency lockdown situation, such as during a school shooting.[4][43][44]" — Note: official instance. I’ve been told it was popular enough for someone to sell premade “go buckets”. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Litter_boxes_in_schools_hoax

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago

Exactly. Fuckin' FUD getting slathered around, and I'm the bad guy for hinting it's bullshit?

Whee, the internet. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)