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Microsoft has 200,000 employees? Dang
And when they start going down financially, they might invade Madagascar or Guyana or something like that as a last resort and turn into a pirate republic, having enough troops. Yes.
arr me hearties, batten down the customer support, load the software cannons!
You’ll have to subscribe to a premium Azure tier to be able to use multiple cannons at once. Consider bundling services into an enterprise war package.
As usual, the Azure SQL server cannon always jams
The cannon bluescreened when we tried to fire it. Now its just stuck and the fuse keeps resetting.