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With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
You're one of those people who can't click their fingers.
This is the funniest answer. I vote it wins.
As someone who can command the end of other people's lives on a whim, you also qualify. Snapping your fingers ends your life too.
But every time someone worse takes their place
That's a given looking at history
you lose the finger you're snapping. So you can only kill up to 9 dictators.
Actually, 8.
No. Actually, you don't even control which fingers you lose. You lose one big finger once and you can't snap with that hand anymore.
A thumb?
Yeah.
You can't control which authoritarian dictator or when
Everyone is already mortal. Nothing changes.
From a powers standing point, it doesnt change what your power does, you are prevented from choice. If you cant choose to use it when and where, then you cant stop the boot thats already on your neck. Ahh man thats just made me sad because some of us feel like theres an invisible boot over all of us.
Ohhhhh. Sorry folks, the edible just kicked in, time to get back to my book.
a benevolent authoritarian dictator has to die as well.
There's no such thing, so does the power just not work? Or does the least bad dictator die? If so, hell yeah!
Yes basically no side effect. I was being generous with my monkey paw because we really needs this super power right now
But your peepee or boobies shrink by an inch or bra size each time you use it