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This might beat the scene in The Passion of the Christ where Jesus invents the dining table with chairs.
Reminds me of that great classic:
Table for 26?
But... You're with 13 people.
Yes, but we like to sit on the same side of the table.
Technically, he doesn't invent them. He's just riding the trend.
Also, probably the best scene in that movie.
A bit more nuanced then I remembered.
He was a lousy carpenter according to scholars: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OclYAJhyNY0
He most likely wasn't a carpenter at all, the Greek just says 'builder'. Probably a stone mason
so you are saying Jesus was a stoner?
That explains the awful table.