Just hide a bag of cocaine in their room. Their credibility will plummit simply by pointing out to authorities that they have a hard drug problem and showing evidence.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bake him away, toys!

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

what'd you say chief?

[–] OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago

Raise your kid to understand when the right time to tell someone when bad things are happening and when to not. This should naturally be taught for what morals and ethics you would want to instill. So the solution is to raise your kids with understanding and don't live in fear. Explain why you move the way you do. Not just monkey see monkey do.

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nobody cares. Tell your kids it's illegal once they are old enough to understand. My youngest just realized at 13. She always thought it was just another streaming service.

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Now that I think about it, has anyone ever asked Netflix if they have the rights to stream what they're watching? Of course not, you just assume it's fine.

[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

Spotify early projects may have used the pirated MP3s of the employees so...

[–] CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Narcing you out to who the Motion Picture Association?

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Jurassic Park no one cares scene dot gif

[–] b_tr3e@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago

I'd recommend Dr. Ramones' therapeutic procedure.