this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2025
560 points (97.8% liked)

Not The Onion

16546 readers
888 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/65976593

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] mongooseofrevenge@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Since leaving college, Fugate has had a meteoric rise in the political world, having served as an “advance team member” on President Donald Trump’s 2024 campaign, according to his LinkedIn page.

An avowed Republican, he also interned at the Heritage Foundation...

Fugate was reportedly hired as a “special assistant” in an immigration office at the DHS in February, according to ProPublica. He then took over CP3 after its previous director quit."

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 days ago

The Heritage Foundation tells us everything, he's a POS.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

THEY MEAN they cant find anyone "qualified" enough to fellate to trump, so they find the most unqualifed person to fellate to trump.