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What they need to do is to set up a bunch of freezers at the Pentagon, then have a fixed contract with various pizza delivery places to deliver N pizzas every day. If they actually want the pizzas, they eat them. If they don't, they stick 'em in the freezer and donate them M days later
whatever degree of delay they require against traffic analysis on their pizza deliveries
to a food kitchen or something.
There are still other information-leaking indicators, though:
Lights in windows, for offices with them.
How full parking lots are after hours. During Operation RYAN, Soviet intelligence used this as an input.
https://www.wilsoncenter.org/publication/forecasting-nuclear-war