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OpenAI supremo Sam Altman says he 'doesn't know how' he would have taken care of his baby without the help of ChatGPT (www.pcgamer.com)
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sam Altman: "My baby won't stop crying, what can I do?"

ChatGPT: "Have you tried violently shaking it?"

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago

Sam Altman: "My baby feels cold, what can I do to warm them?"

ChatGPT: "I see that you have a baby that feels cold and you want to warm them. In my instruction I assume, your house has a kitchen with either gas or electricity suplied..."

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did you turn it off and on again?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I turned it off but now it won’t turn on again.

I tried plugging it in. What now?

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

If this doesn't work, call the support number it should be I̴͚̕n̵̺̓s̴͚͐i̷̜͒d̶̡̆e̶̥͗ ̸͖̌t̴̥͆ẖ̷͌e̵͕͘ ̴̝̿s̷̫̔ḵ̷͠ȗ̴͜l̶̢̒ĺ̷̹