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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Either Mary or Kate, probably.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 week ago

♪ I fill you up ♪

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

- Empire TSA agent

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mary Kate never existed. She was made up so that Ashley could pull two paychecks on Full House.

/s

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

She parent trapped us!

[–] xylol@leminal.space 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Mosquito's probably, they definitely need a machete with those around

[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 12 points 1 week ago

The word paparazzi was originally used because it invoked a buzzing insect, and may have been derived from papataceo, meaning a large and bothersome mosquito. So in a way that's kind of true.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] atlas@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

THEN WHO WAS PHONE????

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Her publicist.