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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 96 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Terry Crews' character in Idiocracy was non-satirically a better President at this point.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

Yea, at least he cared about the crops or something

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

FAR better! Like, not even ironically better, all the way better.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

well, he wasn't a pedophile at least.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago

It is a low bar, but it is a bar

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

At least he gave a shit.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 4 points 1 week ago

Long before this point

[–] ohshit604@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Jordan Peele did it better.