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FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart (abcnews.go.com)

submitted 1 month ago by tonytins@pawb.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What super power do we get?

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Turn into prawn man?

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Yes, but with cancer

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

My son saw this with me and started giggling harder than I was.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hello, little guy. It's the sweetie man coming. Here's a sweetie for you, okay?

[–] SaintInc@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

The power of Cancer