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'Scripture is very clear': New House Speaker tells Congress God has 'ordained' them (www.alternet.org)

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Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.

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[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's even in the fucking Bible!

"Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's"

[–] min0nim@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

“We just throw all the money up into the air, and what god wants he takes, and leaves the rest to us.”