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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This guy will do absolutely anything to distract from the fact he refuses to release the Epstein Files, which he is CLEARLY named multiple times in... Possibly hundreds of times.

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Likely more than that. Didn't he task like 1,000 FBI agents to work long hours redacting his name?

[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

All the best people are saying it!

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Isn't he Doe174?

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Oh this was set up well before all that. UFC and Trump inked this deal back in, like, April as I remember.