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What if the rapture DID actually happen. But it turns out the only person who qualified was some baker from a village in Greece so no one noticed...
That would be beautiful ❤️
no it would mean the rest of us were going to hell lol
We're already in hell so it's ok
Technically, the way the story goes out is all of the people that don't get raptured end up in a seven-year period of tribulation, which is like their last chance to redeem themselves.
During that time period, things will get really, really, really, really, really, really, really bad.
Like didn't that officially start until 2016 my man
oh yeah you're right
see you at the barbeque