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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What if the rapture DID actually happen. But it turns out the only person who qualified was some baker from a village in Greece so no one noticed...

[–] Xella@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That would be beautiful ❤️

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

no it would mean the rest of us were going to hell lol

[–] Xella@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We're already in hell so it's ok

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Technically, the way the story goes out is all of the people that don't get raptured end up in a seven-year period of tribulation, which is like their last chance to redeem themselves.

During that time period, things will get really, really, really, really, really, really, really bad.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Like didn't that officially start until 2016 my man

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 4 points 2 days ago

oh yeah you're right

see you at the barbeque