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Wall Street Journal complains about workers using their sick days (boingboing.net)

submitted 11 months ago by Masimatutu@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This starts in school with awards for perfect attendance

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 11 months ago

Really sums it up tbh. No one gets through school without needing a sick day, but they offer children a worthless piece of paper for being obedient enough to risk everyone else's health.