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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This starts in school with awards for perfect attendance

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 11 months ago

Really sums it up tbh. No one gets through school without needing a sick day, but they offer children a worthless piece of paper for being obedient enough to risk everyone else's health.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

With working from home being so well established now a sick day frequently means you are still working, just from home.

[–] pgp@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

America is something else entirely.

[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 11 months ago

The boot has now been completely incorporated in the throat.

[–] rauls4@lemm.ee -1 points 11 months ago

I’m an older worker. I have no qualms about using all my sick days.