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[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I saw them in like 2009 and they did the same thing to Obama and Hillary.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Could You even imagine Obama getting mad at GWAR for being GWAR?

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago

I could see Obama asking to come on stage to be devoured by the World Maggot.

It was good enough for Jerry

[–] RaoulDuke@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They don't perform these acts because they hate anybody. It's theater. But Donald Trump will never accept that as long as he is one of the caricatures on stage. His ego is too fragile.

[–] SGG@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, but while one side can accept it, Turnip throws a tantrum

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Turnip throws a tantrum

What's he going to do, shit himself? He does that constantly anyway.