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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
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- The entire showerthought must be in the title
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- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
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A sausage is ground meat in an intestinal casing.
If you wrap a whole steak in a sausage casing that's not a sausage. You need to pound that dick before you can call it sausage. So at the start of the process it may be way less sausage than by the end, depending on how you go about it, I suppose.
This serves a wonderful mental image for me to discuss with my psychiatrist.
Would it be more correct to say you both become a Beef Wellington?
Turdickin
When your homies join in.
If you like flavored condoms I am struggling to find a reason why not.
I spent my entire teen years and a good portion of my 20s pounding it daily, often multiple times a day.
To be fair, it’s normally bigger going in than it is coming out.
Not mine. You wouldn't believe how small I get when I get in there.