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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 23 points 22 hours ago

how do I delete somebody else's post

[–] Melonpoly@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago

If you kiss someone you make a continuous tunnel from your anus to theirs

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 91 points 1 day ago (4 children)

You know it would have cost you nothing to post this right?

it indeed costed them nothing to post this

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is vital lore on how and why Satan has those maggoty cumfarts.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Aww, it's like How I Met Your Mother, Lemmy edition.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

To not post this?

[–] eighty@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago

My first thought to OP was "please stop talking" - I really didn't need to read this before bed

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 67 points 1 day ago (4 children)

A sausage is ground meat in an intestinal casing.

If you wrap a whole steak in a sausage casing that's not a sausage. You need to pound that dick before you can call it sausage. So at the start of the process it may be way less sausage than by the end, depending on how you go about it, I suppose.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago

This serves a wonderful mental image for me to discuss with my psychiatrist.

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Would it be more correct to say you both become a Beef Wellington?

[–] notoftenthat@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 5 points 22 hours ago

When your homies join in.

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago

If you like flavored condoms I am struggling to find a reason why not.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

I spent my entire teen years and a good portion of my 20s pounding it daily, often multiple times a day.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To be fair, it’s normally bigger going in than it is coming out.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Not mine. You wouldn't believe how small I get when I get in there.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Hmm very insightful, yes.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Suddenly I don't want breakfast anymore..

[–] Muffi@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I want anal sex for breakfast now

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Breakfast sausage.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

More for me! Hey, by chance, have you ever wanted to become a sausage? You're Sausage Clox!!!!

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 24 points 1 day ago

You turn them into the casing and your sausage into a sausage

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does the mouth not connect to the anus? So oral sex would also make you a roundabout kind of sausage?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I ain't ever seen a hot dog with teeth...

[–] Dionysus@leminal.space 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You're missing out on the best types of Wurst my friend.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago

We're all shit sausages.

I'll give you this mate, you always live up to your name.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

The Human Sausagepede.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

HEY! LISTEN!

[–] bryndos@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago

I think you'd also have to stick you penis through a mincer first; please make sure you do that next time. You surely deserve the darwin award for this one.

[–] banause@feddit.org 10 points 1 day ago
[–] lath@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Well I say it's haggis!

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 day ago

thanks i cummed