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Maxwell House to rebrand as Maxwell Apartment (www.gcrmag.com)

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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'm over here buying a 25 pound bag of rice and trying to master the art of the pot of beans.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Rice and beans are key to survival right now... assuming you don't have blood sugar problems, white rice is unfortunately, basically sugar.

I try to mix white with brown to stretch it and reduce the "hungry again 30 minutes later" effect of simple carbs.