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[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 33 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Take your pick:

Note: These are directed at PinkNews, rather than OP. The point I'm trying to make is that, at least in my opinion, it's ridiculous to report on everything this vaguely humanoid turd says and does when it's as inconsequential as this. "Elon Does Nazi Salute" is newsworthy; "Elon Cancels Netflix Subscription" is not.

And now, on with the memes...

Behold, the field in which I grow my fucks, that I may give of them. Lay thine eyes upon it and ye shalt see that it is barren.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I think I'm going to steal all of those.

Edit: the second to last one reminds me of a joke I heard recently. What do you call an orphan taking a selfie? A family photo.