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Uhh, what does it mean to “practice sharia law”? These laws aren’t in force anywhere in the US.
Under civil law, you can make contractual arrangements for things like marriage, divorce settlements and child custody that happen to mirror shari'a law, as long as they don't conflict with state or federal law. And if that's offensive to you, all you need to do is to change state law to make such specific arrangements non-enforceable.
Some provisions of some interpretations of shari'a are offensive to me, too. Those provisions are often not all that different from views of the Christian religious right on women's and children's rights.
It's also worth noting that there's not a single shari'a law system. It varies by sect of Islam, by which school of jurisprudence even within a single sect, and in many cases, by country too.
So the short version is that this Cleetus can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground and should STFU.
Yeah, wow. It’s not enough to keep Sharia law from ruling the land. It’s not even allowed to rule a private individual’s life by choice. So much freedom!
That's the best part! Whatever they disagree with can be sharia law, because it's a radical leftist terrorist communist woke anti-fascist agenda. If you disagree with us you are an antifascist, which is the real fascism, and we will be forced to do fascism against you.
All they'd have is doublethink, if they could think at all.
Women are property, dissent is heresy.
In other words, Tommy Tuberville is asking Republicans to self-deport.
Turns out, lots of normal daily things are in sharia law. Can't wait to see people getting deported because they hold a fork in their right hand while eating, are honest, wash their hands before eating, are caring towards the elderly and so on. BTW murder and theft are also forbidden, so avoiding these things means you're blatantly following the sharia law. Prepare to be deported!
You're asking an awful lot of the vestigial logic processes in the conservative mind