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'We're not entirely sure what's going on': Jordan Peterson taken down by moldy room, daughter raises possibility of 'spiritual attack' (wegotthiscovered.com)

submitted 3 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Ok, which one of you jokers paid the Kirk witches to hex this guy?

[–] DarkSurferZA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Listen man, if this was a thing, I have a list...

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

You should get that list hexed

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It was the Antifa Spiritual Warfare division.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago

Field Marshall Soros was very pleased with the success of the operation led by Colonel Greta

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

JP has been under the influence of benzos hexes for a quite a while.