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RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] waldo_was_here@piefed.social 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A worm is the culprit

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The worm died of starvation.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

[–] waldo_was_here@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Best one today ,thanks

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not a joke.

The doctor believed that the abnormality seen on his scans “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died,” Mr. Kennedy said in the deposition.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/08/us/rfk-jr-brain-health-memory-loss.html

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Mother nature is an amazing comedian

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The thing is, he made that story up to get out of being prosecuted for the crimes he did.

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