Sounds like something an Epstein hack would say.

If that's the case, whats your big plan for dealing with microplastics, Robert

They’re a bunch of pedofiles so they’re trying to justify raping girl children with their pedofile affirming pseudoscience

Pedofile pseudo science

yep, reduced 'precious bodily fluids'.
Actually RFK even looks a lot like the general from Dr Strangelove too.

Their building a defense for the Epstein stuff.

"We had to rape those kids because their peers couldn't get them pregnant!"

Yeah, I'm not taking ANY advice from this dumbass. What does he even do for a living anyways???

checks job title

SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES???? HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN???

looks at world

Oh. Right.

Their solution? Pair up teenage girls with 65 year old men.

this administration spends more time thinking about teenage sperm and circumcisions than is justifiable

Since we know he doesn't mess with science/empirical data...how did he get that information?

Today, the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone as a 65-year-old man. Our girls are hitting puberty six years early, and that’s bad, but also our parents aren’t having children.

Let's practice some critical thinking. Join me!

Teens have half the sperm count of a senior citizen? I'd maybe believe they're equivalent? Maybe? He's getting this from dropping teen pregnancy rates.

Teens have half the testosterone of a senior citizen? Boolshit on it's face. So senior men are more aggressive, more horny, stronger and hairier than teens? Stronger bones too! Also, seniors have more zits. Are you teen boys even trying any more?!

Parents aren't having children. OK. I'll let the audience stew on that one a minute.

We are below replacement right now. That is a national security threat to our country...

True! Not so much a security threat as an economic threat, maybe the same difference? So what's the solution? Kick out the foreigners? Hey yo, Japan! How that working out?

Money says these idiots do what Russia did about their shrinking birth rates. National holiday to stay home and fuck for the Motherland! (Not even joking here.)

I swear he's just such a no-good dirty lying bastard. Like I don't even have any words for him anymore. Whole world would be better off if that worm had finished the job.

The fact that the Kennedys lobotomized a young woman for no good reason and yet allowed this putrid pestilence to permeate our world. Shit.

Today, the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone as a 65-year-old man. Our girls are hitting puberty six years early, and that’s bad, but also our parents aren’t having children. Parents who want to have children do not have access. I have seven children. I feel that God has blessed me with that and I can’t imagine how different my life would be if I did not have that blessing.

RFK jr counting teenager sperm?

This is so weird. This whole fertility thing is so weird. The Manosphere is so weird. I still remember seeing a bunch of near-divorce dad yelling "I am a Modern Day Knight!" like they were roleplaying a psuedo-KKK faction; So weird. The constant whining about childfree people is so weird. The restrictions on elective sterilization are so weird. This obsession with abortion and birth control is so weird. The endorsement of teen pregnancy is so weird. Is it wrong for teenagers to have low sperm counts? I never thought about this because thinking about teen boys' sperm is weird; and the people obsessed with teen boy sperm probably belong on a list. They're so weirddddddd.

This week he's all about sperm.

Last week he was all about circumcisions. https://lemmy.world/post/37218464

And before that, he was diagnosing kids by looking at them naked. https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/rfk-jr-slammed-for-claiming-he-can-diagnose-kids-by-just-looking-at-them/ar-AA1Lrvlt

This guy sure thinks a lot about other people's cocks.

Bro why are these freaks so obsessed with kids' penises? It's so fucking weird.

(this is a rhetorical question)

sighs I want off of Mr. Bones' wild ride.

I've said this before and I'll say it again: we live in the dumbest timeline.

He’s probably mixing up sperm with testosterone level. Somehow the conversation of testosterone levels came up with a group of kids we work with. One of the young adults who is heavily into weight lifting knew his testosterone levels. The 65 year old man in our group had far higher levels. The reason? He nearly died from cancer and is now on hormone therapy. Apparently the levels are set quite high.

He has proof, he and Trump and the rest have been able to get a lot of teenage girls pregnant. Release the Epstein files.

"Senile government official spews nonsense in press conference"

... and the saddest part is that sentence is not specific enough, there are multiple options to choose from

He knows for a fact, since he checked it himself.

Why is he so concerned with young boy dick...sounds a little epsteinish.

You know what?
He's less concerned probably about younger people's sperm counts and this is him bragging about his own.

Like seriously, he only cares cause he views himself and his generation as the pinacle of manliness and is upset that people arent being like him. This is a narcissist's brag pretending to he concern. You see it all the time.

If he actually cared he would put effort into actually helping. He wants it to fix itself because he pointed out he has an issue with it and expects the world to bend to his whim. This is so much of that generation and with our politicians. They have their view they want the world to be first and look at how it actually is after if at all.

Oh no, so what do you propose we do about it?

How does he know? Tastes different.

And how has he been studied it?

When an old man challenges you by saying "I have more sperm than you do" you should leave the room as quickly as possible.

They’re trying to justify 65 year old men raping girl children for the “birth rate”. They’re definitely not going to address the fact that families made up of consenting adults can’t afford kids.The public accepting Old men raping little girls is going to be their answer.

someone make him stop counting the cum of teenagers pls