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[–] olympicyes@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago (3 children)

He’s probably mixing up sperm with testosterone level. Somehow the conversation of testosterone levels came up with a group of kids we work with. One of the young adults who is heavily into weight lifting knew his testosterone levels. The 65 year old man in our group had far higher levels. The reason? He nearly died from cancer and is now on hormone therapy. Apparently the levels are set quite high.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but what was their jizz like?

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Like a bucket of garlic sauce from a cheap kebab house. Why do you ask?

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 1 points 4 months ago

Left in the summer heat?

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah, it's probably a combination of anecdote, ignorant interpretation of that anecdote, and some grifter using that to make a buck selling a quack remedy. Also, like Trump, RFKJ just has a habit of chatting shit.