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[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 86 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I lived long enough to watch gangsters turn into posers

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Whenever I see Eminem im like “dude smile, you’re a 50 something billionaire, nobody thinks you’re hard”

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

That's so true lol. My 10 year old daughter almost shit herself when I told her he's literally a grandpa.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 months ago

also like, he's already been hard and genuine, why does he need to keep trying? he made it, he got popular and make music about how his life sucked and whatnot, just retire.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I lived long enough to watch gangsters turn into posers

[–] jared@mander.xyz 28 points 1 year ago

Greed is a hell of a drug.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are gangsters preferable? Doesn't sound like either end of that spectrum is great, but I'd prefer my suburb be full of posers.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My gangster neighbors are cool people. Certainly better than your average neighbor.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

But... What crimes do they do to qualify as gangster then?

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🤷‍♀️ Not sure. None of my business.

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

As long as they are real gangsters.

A lot of people get confused with the tryhards that dress flashy and show everyone their money as if they are a Hollywood hip-hop celebrity.

They're nothing like that; you'd think they're just ordinary people at a glance.

[–] MirrorGiraffe@piefed.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They got their crip walk down and are really good at hand shakes?

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Because THAT'S Hip Hop!

[–] RaoulDuke@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

They could be hood.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

Frankly, it’s the most “gangster” thing he’s done in a while. Most gangsters are bigots. It’s a low education background

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

Most of them are "studio gangsters" who tell imaginary stories they just make up.

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 1 points 1 year ago

They were all just used and marketed by businessmen.