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Tarantula crossing road causes traffic accident in Death Valley National Park (www.cbsnews.com)

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[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe, you weren't there. For all we know there's a new breed of super tarantula mutants secretly evolving in Death Valley. Soon, we'll start hearing reports of cities destroyed in the Southwest by battles between Godzilla and giant spiders.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 8 points 1 year ago

[–] jafea7@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Professor Gerald Deemer would be proud ...