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FF10 is like a personality test for sexuality:
Lulu - goth dommy mommy
Yuna - good conservative religious girls
Rikku - young and playful girls
Tidus - fuckboys
Wakka - athletic twinks
Auron - yes daddy
Kimahri - π»
Ifrit - You have at least two Bad Dragons on display in your living room
Shiva - You want to be stepped on
Seymour - You made your therapist cry, and took it as a win
Dona - Youβre constantly chasing women who want nothing to do with you
Barthello - You want a dude who can bench press you
Isaaru - Quiet bookish guys
Cid - You like watching your partner work on their car a little too much
Funnily enough (though this may be what you're referring to) in FFXIV instead of shattering the ice by snapping her fingers, she steps on the head of one of the frozen players.
And the answer to that test is "all of the above"
ah. a true connoisseur I see.
seymour - yes i have daddy issues sue me
seymour flux - i can fix him
maybe but I can explain why lulu is top in one word. cleavage!